So You Think You Can Date a Cartoon Character

So we were watching cartoons one day and I had a random thought.

If I had to date a cartoon character, who would I date?

Hmmmm. I guess I'd probably go out with Handy Manny. He's a decent chap, looks like the dependable sort, plus he'd be really handy to have around the home. Really handy, haha.

And then I thought, "Oh my gawd. Did I just say that? Did I just think about dating a cartoon character?"

But like I said, it was a random thought. Not like I fantasized about buying a home with a white picket fence and having 2 dogs with him.

So while we're on the topic, here's a list of characters I might date, based on the shows that Poppy watches.

Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates. Only because he's a pirate and that's cool. Plus, in cartoon land, he's probably the most bad boy good guy. Doesn't hurt that he's pretty rich too. He's got a treasure chest!

Maybe Ralphie from the Magic School Bus. He's not one of the main characters but when he speaks, it's often something rather intelligentish and totally not corny. I think he's one of those strong, silent types.

No, not Diego from Dora and Diego fame. Really, riding on your cousin's fame to start your own TV series? Please! Be a man!

I will not date anyone from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. And no secret agent pandas either. Simply because.

So there you go. A borderline disturbing post :D

Disclaimer: I'm happily married to Max bla bla bla and all that.